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Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami Season 2 Episode 2 Recap

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Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami Season 2 Episode 2 Recap

This week on Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami, the show kicks off with Tommy Lee as a guest on Khloe After Dark talking about keeping his pubes trimmed tight and bedazzling vaginas. It was pretty clear things could only go down from there, no pun intended.

By : CHAD KENNEDY

This week on Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami, the show kicks off with Tommy Lee as a guest on Khloe After Dark talking about keeping his pubes trimmed tight and bedazzling vaginas. It was pretty clear things could only go down from there, no pun intended.

The big event this week for Khloe is that Lamar is coming to town to visit her.  But, before we get to that, we must watch Kourtney going pee. Yes, this is real life, and yes we got to see Kourtney on the toilet in all her glory. Khloe has a cow over Kourtney peeing in front of Scott and baby Mason, as if it is some new concept for a wife to go to the bathroom in front of her husband and child. Earth to Khloe!

The next day, Khloe tags along with Kourtney to pick out a new Porshe. For rich people, picking out cars is apparently like picking out a flavor of ice cream for us poor folk. It’s slowly sinking in for Kourtney that she is a mom and has to buy a mom car now… aka not a sports car convertible. Khloe points and laughs. Your time shall come, Khloe.

The girls move on to shopping where Khloe is trying on lingerie getting ready for Lamar’s visit. Kourtney helps Khloe squeeze into something really tight. It’s then that Kourtney notices Khloe is sporting a jungle down there and insists that she must get a bikini wax pronto. At first Khloe decides to go to a salon to get it done, but Kourtney persuades her to let her do it. Kourtney says she can do it better than any salon. Run, Khloe, Run!

For some reason, Khloe lets Kourtney give her the bikini wax. You know, I know, I think even Kourtney knew this wasn’t going to end well. And, it doesn’t. Khloe can’t stop laughing in agony as Kourtney painfully rips strip after strip of pubes. Kourtney ends up burning Khloe with the wax before it’s all over and then tries to remedy it with a stick of butter. Not a good idea! For the record, butter seals in the heat, never put butter on a burn. Luckily, Scott walks in and finds the two, Khloe legs in the air with Kourtney between her legs. Nothing like some sister/sister bonding. They tell Scott what they’re up to and fortunately Scott has the brains to tell them to not use butter, instead he grabs a bag of frozen peas for her to help the burn.

The next day, Kourtney and Khloe party on a yacht in the bay. Of course, I can’t write this without putting in the typical “I’m on a boat!” reference. They party with their friends for the afternoon and evening. It’s Kourtney’s first drinks in a year supposedly and she doesn’t hold back. She and Khloe make it back to their condo late into the night, or maybe even the wee hours of the morning. Before they crash for the night, Kourtney decides to do some breast pumping, but of course she has alcohol in her system so that isn’t happening. Instead, Kourt splashes Khloe with some of the milk. EWW!

Rise and shine! Kourt still has alcohol in her system the next morning, so she still can’t breast feed Mason and she’s not happy about it. She hasn’t had to give him formula yet and really doesn’t want to. She and Scott take Mason to Miami’s Jungle Island for a day of family fun. Kourt is having a serious hangover though and can’t handle the zoo smell, so she has to bail on family fun day early.

Khloe is also hungover and still dealing with the aftermath of the bikini wax gone bad. Things down there don’t look so pretty and Khloe is mortified that she is going to have to show Lamar, who is coming today! As soon as Lamar arrives he starts getting fresh with her, Khloe tries to playfully push him away at first, but he realizes something is up. She has no choice but to tell him, and show him, what’s going on with her vajayjay, even if it is the most embarrassing thing she has ever done, as she says. Lamar takes a quick peek at the damage and reassures her that she’s perfect. Khloe is beyond relieved to have that over and hear him say that she’s perfect.

Now home from their doomed day at Jungle Island, Kourt and Scott look at their photos of the day. Scott is thrilled with how beautiful he looks. Conceited much? Kourt, on the other hand, can’t believe how bad she looks. She has a big pair of sunglasses covering her face in all the pics and looks sick. She tells Scott that she can’t party like that anymore; she doesn’t want Mason looking back and thinking she was just a drunk mess all the time. Scott goes to hand Kourt a glass of wine but she turns it down. Good for you momma, just don’t get boring on us!

Next week on K&K Take Miami, Kourtney goes away leaving Scott to play, and play he does. When she gets back she confronts him about some girls he may or may not have had at the condo.

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