Fresh from months of heating up the tabloids with marriage and baby controversies to diet shockers, the Kardashian’s are never a dull bunch, and now Kourtney and Khloe are hitting Miami all over again. What trouble will these two get themselves into this season?
By : CHAD KENNEDY
Fresh from months of heating up the tabloids with marriage and baby controversies to diet shockers, the Kardashian’s are never a dull bunch, and now Kourtney and Khloe are hitting Miami all over again. What trouble will these two get themselves into this season?
Last season, we watched Kourtney and Khloe open their first Dash store in Miami to much excitement. Since then the excitement has started to fizzle and the store has been on the down slide. So, it’s time for K&K to come back to Miami and get things back on track.
Kourtney and Scott Disick are the first to arrive back in Miami and with their baby in tow. They will be taking up residence at the Hilton Bentley, and this time they’re taking the master suite, so take that Khloe! After settling in, Kourtney heads over to Dash and realizes the store is in much worse shape than she ever imagined. Most of the shelves are empty, what merchandise is there has been tossed around, oh and best of all… someone took a massive shit in the dressing room. No joke. The manager of the store did find time between tanning and doing her nails to clean that up at least, though the stains are still there to prove it happened.
One week later, Khloe finally arrives on the scene but by this point Kourtney has already taken the reigns and started putting Dash back together. She hired an all new staff of young, beautiful girls (shocking!) and restocked the store with fresh merch. She has also arranged for a photo shoot to help promote the store. Khloe is upset that she put her entire life on hold and meanwhile Kourtney already did everything, wait pause… her entire life? What does she do again besides be married to some NBA player she met like 5 minutes ago? Get a clue, Khloe! Ok, back to the show, Scott is on the same page as me and confronts Khloe about her arriving a week later and not doing anything to help out Kourtney. Khloe tries to defend herself but doesn’t have much, so instead she starts throwing insults at Scott for also being an unemployed loser. Pot meet kettle. We know, Scott, you’re hard at work on a lot of new ventures, got it.
While Kourtney is taking such good care of Dash, Khloe decides it’s time for her to get back to her radio show “Khloe After Dark.” Her producer, Michael Yo, welcomes her back with open arms but reminds her that he absolutely needs a commitment from her, and she agrees. We’ll see how that pans out… and it doesn’t take long.
Kourtney talks Khloe into hitting the clubs that night and before long Khloe is smashed, licking the camera, and going Krazy! Of couse, the next morning is the Dash photo shoot and with such a wonderful hangover, Khloe refuses to get out of bed. She finally does and rolls on over to the photoshoot only to once again go to sleep there. She finally gets around to doing the shoot, which involves Kourtney and two of the Dash girls along with Khloe being fully naked only covered with black paint and with the letters of Dash spelled across each of them. Despite being out the night before and having a hangover, Kourtney and Khloe actually look really good, and I mean it. Things aren’t all good at the shoot though, Kourtney is pissed that Khloe is having an attitude and calls her out on it. They argue during the shoot while being boob-to-boob with their two employees… good times!
We finally get to see Scott at work; I’m guessing this is going to be a new thing this season. He’s now a partner in the new Miami hotspot Mia. I actually just visited Mia last week and have to say that it is a phenomenal restaurant and club. The food was delicious, great service, and I hear (didn’t get to see) that the club is a lot of fun. I didn’t see any celebrities there but you never know.
Back at the Hilton Bentley, Khloe is catching up with her NBA hubby, Lamar Odom, on the phone. Then, Kourtney walks in and asks why Khloe isn’t at her radio show. It finally hits Khloe that she’s supposed to be at work. Duh! She rushes over to the radio station where the show is already half over. Her co-host, Terrence, is none too pleased with her and Michael Yo is pissed. She apologies and they all forgive her, or at least pretend to for the cameras.
Khloe is feeling horrible about being late to her radio show and being such a bad partner/sister to Kourtney with Dash, so she scrambles to make up for it. She prints flyers for Dash with the photos from their new photo shoot and takes to South Beach, along with the Dash girls, to give out the flyers to everyone on the beach. The store ends up being packed by the end of the day which makes Kourtney really happy and ends her feud with Khloe. All is good in the Kardashian world again; we can breathe a sigh of relief.
Check back next week on Seat42F for more adventures as K&K Take Miami!
