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Kathy Griffin My Life On The D List Season 6 Episode 2 Recap

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Kathy Griffin My Life On The D List Season 6 Episode 2 Recap

KATHY GRIFFIN: MY LIFE ON THE D-LIST — “Gold Coast Beauty Pagent” — Pictured: (center) Kathy Griffin — Photo by: Jaimie Trueblood/Bravo

This week on My Life on the D-List, Kathy gets the idea in her head that it would be fun to completely destroy her beautiful Hollywood dream home. And, while the house is being torn apart, Kathy and her mom will be celebrity guest judges at a kiddie pageant.

By : CHAD KENNEDY

This week on My Life on the D-List, Kathy gets the idea in her head that it would be fun to completely destroy her beautiful Hollywood dream home. And, while the house is being torn apart, Kathy and her mom will be celebrity guest judges at a kiddie pageant.

Kathy’s friend Lara Spencer from the tabloid show, The Insider, helps Kathy come up with some ideas on how to decorate her house to look like a real celebrity house. Kathy says her house desperately needs a makeover, Duran Duran could be doing blow on her kitchen counters it’s so 80’s, she jokes. We know Kathy would be right there alongside them doing a bump.

Kathy hires, Kenny, a designer to the stars to renovate parts of the home, or at least so she thinks. Kenny has bigger and better dreams in mind. He wants to redo the entire house floor-to-ceiling. Kathy loves his big ideas. He fucwants to f*ck over her house and as Kathy says, “get the lube!” When I say that he wants to f*ck over the house, I’m not kidding. The guy wants to tear down one of the load bearing walls. Umm.. hello?! Kathy is starting to get worried that Kenny has an A-list budget in mind and she’ll be lucky if she can swing a D-list budget. Anyway, for the next three months while the house is getting made over Kathy will be renting a house from a couple of her gays. It’s only supposed to be for 10 weeks but judging by the massive house renovation it could be 10 years.

KATHY GRIFFIN: MY LIFE ON THE D-LIST — “Gold Coast Beauty Pagent” — Pictured: (center) Kathy Griffin — Photo by: Jaimie Trueblood/Bravo

Kathy decides not to hire Kenny afterall because his plans are too grand for her budget, but the renovation is going full steam ahead. Rather than hiring a designer, Kathy has decided to just wing it, she’s going to make up her own plans as she goes along. Oh Griffin, this isn’t going to end well.

To keep her mind off the disaster-in-the-making, Kathy drags her mom off to the big city of Ontario, California to be celebrity guest judges at a kiddie pageant. As if Kathy hasn’t already screwed enough people up, she’s now looking to corrupt the youth and it’s about to get ugly.

Before the pageant Kathy grills the young girls about their positions on Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell and gives advice on staying young. You’re never too young to get a nose job or facelift. Next, Kathy and her mom get the official rule breakdown, such as no taking points away for braces, crying, etc.

So, the pageant begins and if you’ve never seen a kid’s pageant it is quite the sight. The kids have more self-tanner on than Paris Hilton, they’re wearing “flippers” which I learned are fake teeth, and of course fake hair extensions and eyelashes. Kathy calls the girls “small strippers” and the boys future “hustlers.” One of the small strippers comes out with a pink feather bow and arrow and pretends to shoot Kathy. Hilarious!

Kathy’s mom is having a hard time keeping up with judging the whole time and stressing about it while Kathy just jots down random scores. Her mom can’t wrap her head around what the goal is, Kathy tells her that the goal is to be the biggest “whore-like object.” Bingo!

Not to be outdone by all the little whore-like objects, Kathy decides to get a spray tan, get glittered, and throw on some pageant outfits and strut around the stage. One of the girls tries to tell Kathy she’s too old, Kathy tries to convince her she’s only in her twenties. Even the 4 year old knows better than that.

Kathy struts her stuff around the stage in a bikini, sailor outfit, and a cowgirl outfit. She tells the audience that when she grows up she wants to be just like Paula Abdul. Don’t we all?!

Kathy’s mom admits the pageant was fun after all is said and done. Once back in LA, Kathy shows her mom the disaster that is her home and things are BAD! Pretty much every square inch of Kathy’s dream home is now rubble. It looks like a bomb went off. When her mom sees the disaster she freaks out, luckily Kathy has a glass of wine on hand for her mom. There is still no schedule and no plans for the house, but Kathy says that means it’s on schedule and the plan is to have no plan. Good plan, Kathy! It’s going to be interesting to see how this turns out.

Next week the show gets really juicy as Kathy heads to Alaska to hook up with Levi Johnston, Sarah Palin’s daughter’s babydaddy. You’ll get a close up look at Levi’s Playgirl spread and they even try to pay a visit to Sarah Palin.

 

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